Friday, May 31, 2013

Cool Beans 5/27

Now for something really touching Q&A with Patrick Stewart one of the best people who is an icon
of our community. 
 Boxes with cats in um, Qubits in superposition, Lockheed Martin's future war machines, and Google doing something...
Science!


In the strain of Game of Thrones Facebook, here is a Lanniter reality show.


Just insert me anywhere!
I have been enjoying the new season of Arrested Development and  Tobias insert videos.


Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Season 2 Ep. 10


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Teledildonics

Did you hear that Microsoft is releasing a next gen console? We certainly did, and we talk all about it. Derek introduces us to the concept of Teledildonics during the draft, and we try to decide if Kinect watching you masturbate is worse for you or the Kinect.

Show Notes:
Kevin Is Right About XBox One First Impressions
Turkey Eye



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Friday, May 24, 2013

Cool Beans 5/20

This life size X-Wing is nuts.
But seriously these LEGO sets are getting to be a bit too complicated and pricey.


Cops and Robbers. Well Lupin the 3rd and Detective Conan.
Both of these series rule. So why not have a team up.


You drink or you die.

So if you liked my Into Darkness review, you will love this io9 spoiler article.
SPOOOILERRRSSS!!!


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Not So Fresh Reviews: Star Trek Into Darkness


Editor's Note:  Blanket Spoilers

In the most recent Episode of the Podcast we had our summer movie rundown. Sadly I wasn't there, likely because I am hard ass when it come to movies. So I will do some reviews right here since Evan Kevin is right for now.

The reboot continues, or maybe it's an alternate universe, or a dream inside the mind of a simpleton Trekkie. Who knows, and who cares? No one. This time we have Khan (The Internet's worst kept secret), then some crazy action, Spock learning to feel, more crazy action, Kirk leaning not to feel, and some more crazy action with a bunch of story that didn't really have much of a point to it.

Did I hate this movie? Absolutely not.
Did I love it? Eh.

It was fun, and for anyone who is a fan of the original Star Trek series, the nods toward you are plentiful. That might be one of the best parts of the film, but it may also leave those on the outside a bit bewildered. It isn't working hard enough to be it's own creation. I'm looking at you old man Spock! My girlfriend, who grew up on The Next Generation was unimpressed by the whole experience; from inconsistent herping of the derpometer, to the over stuffed sausage of a script. I agree with both of those complaints. Most of the film had a hard time deciding what type of movie it was; action, mystery, scifi, or buddy-cop comedy and then what story it was going to tell: Kirk's love for Spock, Spock's love of well manicured bangs, Khan's deep anguish, or Scottie's booze cruise. The list goes on.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

XBox One: Highlander in Your Living Room




I just got finished watching the new reveal for Microsoft's Next Gen console, dubbed XBox One. My thoughts and reactions will assume you know what the fuck I am talking about, so if you are not up to speed yet, you can read a brief rundown of the presentation HERE

With the caveat that this is a preliminary announcement that delineates direction, rather than details, I am extremely encouraged by the Xbox reveal. Those of you who listened to Season 2, Episode 3 of the podcast know that I was not a huge fan of the PS4 reveal from a few months ago, and the difference is this: Microsoft understands the role of the console going into the next generation, and this presentation was a clear expression of that vision.

What Microsoft understood, and Sony did not, was that they are simply not going to compete based on "This is the ultimate gaming platform" as was the case, more or less, when the last generation debuted, but since that time has become increasingly specious as a claim for any console. Their hardware is simply not going to be able to compete with anything but the most basic gaming rigs, by necessity, at launch, and will soon be outpaced by them. I'm not really interested in how sweet your gigamawatts are, nor how many tiny tyrannosaurus rexes with lasers are running on hamster wheels to power it. These things are table stakes. Move on.

And so, after approximately 30 seconds of confirming that there is, indeed, a computer in this thing, the pitch was given and it was perfect:The XBox One is a very good gaming platform, with exclusive IPs, some of which are new and revolutionary, and there are gaming things it does well (like Sportsballs). Ultimately, however, this piece of hardware is going to be about the experience of your living room, not just the games you play on it. It is going to be the point device to control all aspects of what you experience as entertainment and living room interactivity, with your family, friends and the world.

(Continued After the Break)

Season 2 Ep. 9



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F U, I'm a Wizard by Patyna Feat. Alkemee

Auto-Nerd it's time to roll out into summer.  The ever glorious pro drinker Dubs wets our whistle with the Tarantino drinking game.  The drinking is quite intense, and will have you feeling like a BAMF. We follow that up with a convincing argument about why you should invest the 15 dollars into the hilarious FarCry 3:BloodDragon which Kevin thinks is very funny, and we're told he is often right.  Then it's time to take the short bus to "Camp Fuck You, I'm a Wizard," and how you can, in an informal, fun and meaningful way, increase the awesomeness of your nerd tribe. Be the neckbeard you want to see in the world. Our draft has us contemplating embarking on mind bending brutal war, accompanied by our favorite cartoon characters.  Finally, we tell you what summer movies are going to be worth seeing, and which ones are destined for Netflix...or worse.  We hope you enjoy the episode.


Monday, May 20, 2013

Cool Beans 5/13

Get those Bat-Pasties Bruce cause it's time for a Arkham Tease.
(Totally no gameplay shown but I give no fucks!)

I like stop motion and Doctor Who.
(This makes me very happy and the officially dorkiest member of the cast.)
Can't say much about this, but if you don't watch Parks & Rec you should.

I know it's not a video, but it won't kill you to read this splendid interview with Mel Brooks.